Jersey Shore Power Rankings Week 11: Gym Tan Find Out Who Pauly D Has Winning It All

I personally would like to see the Jersey Shore cast members fill out an NCAA bracket. Who do you think has the best bracket? I am going to go with Vinny. He tweets about how much he loves the New York Knicks and the Duke Blue Devils and probably likes sports more than other cast members.  Here are the categories in case you need them. 

1.) Pauly D: Last Week-1st Total Points Scored (289)

How He Scored: 22Q 15JA 

Overall Thoughts: Pauly D had some great lines about Sammi at the end of the episode with the GTF, GTI, and others. Like I have said before, Pauly is just killin' it this season. He just acts like a goofball and everyone loves it. I also like that he quotes himself all the time. I would have a 7 and 7 with him learning the way of the fist pump. 

2.) Vinny: Last Week-2nd Total Points Scored (284)

How He Scored: 16Q 14JA 2FP 

Overall Thoughts: Vinny decided he had enough of people making fun of him for his pale white skin, which only at the Shore is he pale so he got a spray tan. After he did it and with all my friends down south, I thought about getting a nice tan to fit in with the rest of Spring Breakers. So far haven't done it, but Vegas odds have me at 3 to 1 getting my bronze on.   

3.) The Situation: LW-3rd TPS (240)

How He Scored: 12Q 11JA 5F 

Overall Thoughts:  The Sitch was a couple things on this episode.. One, he decided to let JWoww's dogs shit everywhere and act like it did not even matter.  I couldn't understand why his roommates were not more pissed. If it were me, I would be livid at Sitch. The other was relationship ender as he blew up any chance of Ron and Sam getting back together, which deserved a solid golf clap.   

4.) Ronnie: LW- 5th TPS (225)

 How He Scored: 13Q 8F 8JA 5D 5S 2HU

Overall Thoughts: Ronnie is making his push into the three spot. Absolutely stunning after being at the 7 spot earlier this year. I do think his up/down performance in the rankings is shown by watching every Thursday. Sometimes he looks like a normal guy and other times he seems like Ike Turner.  

5.) Snooki: LW-4th TPS (215)

How She Scored: 11JA 5D 5S 3Q 

Overall Thoughts: This episode summed up why my mom thinks Snooki is a floozie. Basically, she brings home a guy from the club, and on the way home, she skins her knee. Snooki acts like this is Pearl Harbor type injury. Then all the dude is put a bandage over her knee leading him to get laid. Not effort whatsoever.   

6.) JWoww: LW-6th TPS (177)

How She Scored: 9Q 6OC 

Overall Thoughts: The gang went to Jenks during episode. I couldn't name place on a map if I tried. She just ragged on a bunch of people from that town like Jenni seemed better than those people. Typical chick. She goes somewhere and just starts hating on people. Maybe it's because everyone checked out her tremendous rack, can't blame the guys for that one.  

7.) Deena: LW- 7th TPS (140)

How She Scored: 8JA

Overall Thoughts: Deena once again disappoints me.  I did enjoy seeing her get drilled with water balloons though.  Sammi and her getting pelted  made me happier than most people watching this episode.  

8.) Sammi: LW-8th TPS (62)

How She Scored: 10F 6JA 3D 2HU -3C 

Overall Thoughts:  Sam is one of those girls who I wouldn't want to get into a fight with. I mean I run my mouth about her, but still, Sam is like Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction. She would cook my pet with no remorse. 

-Charlie.

Jersey Shore Power Rankings Week 10: The Cheesehead Shore

We only have three more episodes of the Jersey Shore, and as always, this saddens me. At least we seem to  have a promising Real World season to bridge the gap to the next version of The Challenge. It was an interesting episode last week because I thought it sucked for 40 minutes, and the last 20 minutes were very enjoyable. Sam is back, and she didn't piss me off, which has to be record or something.  Here are the rankings, if you need the categories here they are.  

1.) Pauly D: Last Week-2nd Total Points Scored (254)

How He Scored: 24Q 10S 6JA

Overall Thoughts: Pauly D moves into the top spot after bringing home two girls in the hour, which is the current record for the Shore this season. Pauly also provided great entertainment as he mocked what the girls were talking about with Sam being back, and it honestly sounded like them.  Good stuff from Pauly. 

2.) Vinny: Last Week-1st Total Points Scored (252)

How He Scored: 16Q 5S 5JA

Overall Thoughts: I feel bad for Vinny because he brought a girl back, which upset a super drunk Snooki and had to deal with those problems.  He made a great point about how she brought home a dude two days ago, and now is mad at him for doing the same thing. The reverse double standard, gets ya everytime.

3.) The Situation: LW-3rd TPS (212)

How He Scored: 14Q 5JA 4S 3D

Overall Thoughts:  How dumb is Sitch? I mean he brings a girl back and immediately assumed it was the girl who smelled like Linburger. Why don't you look around your room bro?  Apologize for the smell, and try to figure out what happen. .At least, he got something out of the deal though. 

4.) Snooki: LW-4th TPS (191)

How She Scored: 11Q 11JA 5D -3C

Overall Thoughts: I did love the cheese prank on Mike because it's one of those things that is only funny when  it doesn't happen to you. Cheese is something that will start smelling in a 12 hour period. I assume the red pepper had a lot do with why Mike smelled it right away. Also Snooki cleaned the bathroom because she had not done any housework all season, sounds like a keeper!  

5.) Ronnie: LW- 5th TPS (184)

 How He Scored: 13JA 7Q

Overall Thoughts: I found it hysterical to watch Ronnie chase Sammi around Karma like a small puppy dog.  He didn't become mr. mopes though so that was a good thing for sure. He definitely is accepting not being in a relationship with Sam... we hope.

6.) JWoww: LW-6th TPS (162)

How She Scored: 5D 4OC 4JA

Overall Thoughts: So last week JWoww decided to be a detective, and this week, she is a sex doctor. She tried to talk to Mike about the STD's he can received from oral sex. What does JWoww hope for, that Dr. Drew offers her a spot on Celebrity Rehab?

7.) Deena: LW- 7th TPS (132)

How She Scored: 8Q 6JA 5D

Overall Thoughts: Just a weak performance from Deena. You know you mean nothing to the show when all I remember is to never get into the car with you and that you have a problem with people peeing on your foot.

8.) Sammi: LW-8th TPS (45)

How She Scored: 5JA 2OC

Overall Thoughts:  Sam of course tried to get Snooki-Vinny hooked up, which worked about as good as the Hindenburg. Looked pretty hot, still nothing special from her. 

-Charlie.

Jersey Shore Power Rankings Week 9: Snooki Is A Cover Model

I have no problems with Snooki, I sung her praises in the past couple of weeks, but did I ever think she would make the cover of Rolling Stone?  Not a f----- chance. I am sort of stunned because I understood the Jersey Shore is a part of our pop culture, but I did not understand the magnitude. I feel like if you make the Rolling Stone cover or some other popular magazine like GQ or Vanity Fair then you have made it in your career. Here are highlights of the article for those interested, I will post the video of her when I do her power ranking.  If you are new here, these are the categories.



1.) Vinny: Last Week-1st Total Points Scored (225)

How He Scored: 16Q 4JA 

Overall Thoughts: Vinny did not do much this week. Sure he looked like me after I ingest Asia Palace on a hangover and I found that funny. But he was not anything special except continuing to avoid Snooki. You have to think that Vinny got a ton of shit from his boys about hooking up with her when they saw it, or wants nothing to do with having a relationship with her. Either way, the previews show it gets interesting this week   

2.) Pauly D: LW-2nd TPS (214)

How He Scored: 17Q 6JA 

Overall Thoughts: Pauly brought back the busted line from season 2 this week, which is funny because I actually watched a good amount of season 2 on Wednesday. People had some problems with the year in Miami, but there were so many fights and quotes that made it very entertaining. Right now, that season is much better than what we have. Pauly and the rest of them need to step it up. 

3.) The Situation: LW-3rd TPS (186)

How He Scored: 14Q 10JA

Overall Thoughts: One of the bigger parts of this lame episode was Sitch getting left for dinner. This direct thing happened to me on Friday afternoon. We planned an Asia Palace visit before we started our weekend, and  I had class until four. The only thing motivating me was dining on a buffet but as I leave from campus, I find out my friends are already there. What a crushing blow and I got food by myself just like Sitch.    

4.) Snooki: LW-4th TPS (168)

How She Scored: 8Q 5S 5JA 2F -3BAN

Overall Thoughts: Snooki proved why girls can never do anything involving pranks. Whenever somebody takes it too far, the girls always get pissed about it and overreact like she did. With guys, they just keep taking it to another level until a truce is agreed upon.  Here is the video from Rolling Stone with a funny comment about Vinny.  

5.) Ronnie: LW- 3rd TPS 165)

 How He Scored: 13JA 7Q

Overall Thoughts: If someone told me to pick Ronnie's dad out of a lineup, I am pretty confident I would get it on the second guess at best. He has a tremendous mustache, a shirt two sizes too small, and kept calling his son bro. My dad uses the word dude sometimes, which I see nothing wrong with, but if he used the word bro in a serious conversation, we would have some issues.   

6.) JWoww: LW-6th TPS (135)

How She Scored: 5D 4OC 4JA

Overall Thoughts: JWoww unearthed why Nick, Snooki's boy toy wasn't calling back. The reason was Snooki hooked up with a friend of his, then a cousin of the friend. Before we know it, there will be the Six Degrees of Separation with Snooki, not Kevin Bacon.  Also great work by JWoww, she is on her way to being the next Diane Sawyer. 

7.) Deena: LW- 7th TPS (125)

How She Scored: 8Q 6JA 5D

Overall Thoughts: Deena for the most part took the practical joke the right way. She got a little mad, but tried to make the best out of it. Deena also demanded that they get revenge on Mike. In addition, she has to work on her hangover work skills. Many a times, I have went into work hungover but with enough caffeine, you feel awesome forgetting you have one. 

8.) Sammi: LW-8th TPS (32)

How She Scored: 5JA 2OC

Overall Thoughts:  Sammi returned to the Shore house which will lead to the same story line for the following two weeks about how can these two live together, great.  She did look very hot while doing it and got a classic reaction from Ronnie who seemed blindsided.  Also her sister is a complete smoke, I guess it runs in the family.

-Charlie.

Jersey Shore Power Rankings Week 8: No One Likes A Slopopotamus

The title is a note for all the smokeshows and the guys in Eau Claire this weekend. With the festivities happening on Saturday, I am sure it will deliver at least one slopopotamus amongst my friends. As always, I hope it's not me. Somewhat of an uneventful episode, but some had nice scoring still. If you need the categories to follow along, they are here. 

1.) Vinny: Last Week-1st Total Points Scored (205)

How He Scored: 15JA 14Q 5S 3D

Overall Thoughts: Vinny went back to his womanizing ways this week even though I wouldn't have touch that girl with a 90 foot pole, but whatever it gets the job done I guess. I do think he won the prank war with Snooki by having the best rooster block of the show's history. Vinny got sweet payback and I really hope that bro knew it was coming, he deserved it for his prior actions.  

2.) Pauly D: LW-2nd TPS (191)

How He Scored: 14Q 11JA 3D

Overall Thoughts: I would have to look back at all of the episodes, but I am fairly confident Pauly has got the line 'CABS ARE HERE!!!!' in every episode. He does it in various ways such as this week were he trampled the lovesac.  I wish I went to Milwaukee where you have to take cabs to the bars so I could yell it on a frequent basis, but then again, I say it for the hell of it up here without needing to take cabs.  

3.) The Situation: LW-4th TPS (162)

How He Scored: 24Q 7JA 3D -2RB -3BAN

Overall Thoughts: Sitch had an interesting episode because he told Snooks about Vinny's prank and attempted a robbery on Pauly's ex-girlfriend. Maybe Ronnie was right about him not having guy code.  But Sitch came up with two classic quotes about the class of grenades and slopopotamus. The class of grenades will be a great barometer for guys to know how bad it was or could have been. For example, 'Man I nearly went home with a grenade.' 'Oh yeah? Where would she rank?' 'I would say a submarine, it was bad.'  As stated before, I enjoyed the Slopopotamus.  

4.) Snooki: LW-5th TPS (150)

How She Scored: 11Q 5S 4JA 3HU 3D -4A

Overall Thoughts:This is a note to all women. Do not talk about pooping to men, or on national television. It is a conversation that needs to stay between the sexes. I never would openly tell a girl about my bowel movements nor should women like Snooki did this week. 

5.) Ronnie: LW- 3rd TPS 145)

 How He Scored: 9Q 6JA -6C

Overall Thoughts: Last week Ronnie rose to the top of the charts like he was the mid-major upstart team, then fell like a sack of bricks with his crying outbursts. Look bro, you are in a shit relationship and you are famous around Seaside. It will not be hard to get over her, stop acting like Mr. Mopes and do some work at Karma. I am the Knute Rockne of Guido pep talks.    

6.) JWoww: LW-6th TPS (122)

How She Scored: 6OC 3Q 3D

Overall Thoughts: A boring night for JWoww, but she did say on George Lopez (why is he still on TV?) that she is reconsidering doing Playboy.  That is great news for us all. As Sitch gave her a piggyback ride, she said her boobs weighed 10 pounds. It got me thinking, how much do they weigh?  4-6 maybe?

7.) Deena: LW- 7th TPS (108)

How She Scored: 7JA 5A 4OC 3Q -3C

Overall Thoughts: Deena got sick and tired of being the butt of the Shore House jokes, but she puts herself out there, no question about it. When you are that open and become a slopopotamus when you drink, you deserve it. Sorry to say.  

8.) Sammi: LW-8th TPS (32)

How She Scored: -6C

Overall Thoughts:  Sammi cried twice. That's it and she comes back this week I believe so now that Carmelo saga is over, this is our only national nightmare.  

-Charlie. 

Jersey Shore Power Rankings Week 7: JWoww Keeps Dialing Up Her Fastball

After JWoww showed off her leather lingerie to Roger, I watched, just stunned.  In the last couple of years, she had a lot of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde situations where she would look awesome in one scene and the other look horrendous. If JWoww were a part of the Milwaukee Brewers' pitching staff, season 1 and somewhat 2, she would be Dave Bush, now she is Zach Grienke. By far the hottest one on the show.  Let's go to the rankings and here are the categories in case you are new here.



1.) Vinny: Last Week-2nd Total Points Scored (167)
How He Scored: 11Q 10JA 3D 2OC
Overall Thoughts: Vinny and Pauly D are battling like Auburn and Oregon did in the last month of the College Football season. I enjoyed Vinny rocking the Free Weezy hoodie, and I liked the whole part about not telling anyone about Sam's departure then goes to Ronnie 'rhymes with weaving.' This will be my new trick if someone asks me about something I cannot talk about.

2.) Pauly D: LW-1st TPS (163)
How He Scored: 9Q 5JA 3D
Overall Thoughts: Not a great performance from Pauly D. He gave Sam a classic send off yelling the 'Cabs are here.' But more importantly, he partied with Aaron Rodgers last weekend and Arod tweeted that Pauly D can wear the belt any time he wants. I hope Pauly busts it out next season in Italy.

3.) Ronnie: LW-6th TPS (136)
How He Scored: 26F 21Q 12JA 3D -9C
Overall Thoughts: Ronnie had his best episode of the year. The man showed so much piss and vinegar tearing through Sammi's half of the room, picking fights with Sitch, breaking down multiple times in the episode, and just destroying Sam's self-esteem. Ronnie is the scariest guy in the house, yet he is the only male cast member to cry. Puzzling.

4.) The Situation: LW-3rd TPS (133)
How He Scored: 7JA 6F 5Q 3D -2BW -3BAN
Overall Thoughts: Sitch finally got called out for being an insitigator. The truest statement I have heard in a long time. Other than Sammi and Ronnie, he loves the drama just as much as they do even though he doesn't want to admit it.  Sitch has the top spot in instigating things, number two is our editor/writer Pat, and number three is our writer Eric. Quick story, one night Eric and I were out, and after bar close, he ended up starting a fight between two random guys. I had to shoo him away so we didn't get talked to by the cops.

5.) Snooki: LW-4th TPS (128)
How She Scored: 19Q 7JA 2OC
Overall Thoughts: Is it weird that Snooki is growing on me?  Like years past, she was just over-the-top and out of control, someone I could never party with. Now, I am thinking I would have a hell of a time fist pumping the night away with Snooki.  I enjoyed her moment this episode where she acted like this was some teenage movie telling Sam that the girls could slut it up better than the boys.

6.) Jwoww: LW-5th TPS (110)
How She Scored: 9Q 5D 5OC
Overall Thoughts: Well you already know how I feel about her attire, but I gave her points that should have belonged to Roger. Granted, he is the epitome of a meathead, but he is generally pretty funny. I also enjoyed how pissed JWoww got when Roger received more attention at the Mexican restaurant then she did. Fantastic show by her.

7.) Deena: LW-7th TPS (92)
How She Scored: 8JA 5Q 4OC
Overall Thoughts: Honestly, I think Deena watched every Jersey Shore episode around 50 times and memorized different things about the show. She said three or four times about how she 'loved single Sam' just like how Vinny and Pauly D said they 'loved single Ron.'  It's like she is trying to be a walking quote machine, not working.

8.) Sammi: LW-8th TPS (38)
How She Scored: 19F 9Q 2JA 2OC -9C
Overall Thoughts: Well Sammi has left the house for now. I am amazed at how many people were sad for Sammi's departure. Like they said so many bad things about her, it didn't make sense for them to be sad. For example if a cast member on the Real World gets kicked off, people basically give them the finger.

-Charlie.

Jersey Shore Power Rankings Week 6: The National Nightmare Is Over... I Hope

I know I beat this topic like Pauly D beats the beat, but after last week's episode, I am convinced the Ronnie and Sammi relationship is over.  They are half way through this season, which makes me sad but it also gives me hope that this episode was the last one with the main focus on Ron and Sam. Anyways, lots of scoring this week. If you aren't familiar with the blog, here are the categories to follow along.



1.) Pauly D: Last Week-2nd Total Points Scored (146)
How He Scored: 13Q 12JA 5D
Overall Thoughts: Pauly is the front runner for MVP of the season so far. I loved him taking the phone call from Snooki's hookup acting like an answering machine then the pizza shop. That guy might have been the biggest cling-on I have seen in my life. Then he brings back the stalker just to mess with her. I am glad she didn't pull a Fatal Attraction moment on Pauly D.

2.) Vinny: LW-1st TPS (141)
How He Scored: 13Q 7JA 2D
Overall Thoughts: The best Vinny moment from the week was yelling 'Stalker' and discussing the Pauly D magnet the stalker Danielle has on his blow-out friend. Other than that nothing special. The most surprising thing about Vinny was he didn't bring home a girl on this episode, he looked like a lot of us on weekend nights.  

3.) The Situation: LW-3rd TPS (117)
How He Scored: 9Q 6D 5S 5JA
Overall Thoughts:  I love how invested Sitch is in the Ronnie-Sam relationship.  He acted like he is the boyfriend in the relationship.  He also is stepping his game up in the hookup business.  Still hoping to see more from him .  

4.) Snooki: LW-4th TPS (100)
How She Scored: 19JA 10Q 5D 2HU -3BAN
Overall Thoughts: I really think the MTV producers just set up Snooki to say the dumbest thing possible on the face of his earth. This week she said that the reason the ocean is salty because of all the whale sperm.  With her track record, I wonder why most food for her doesn't taste salty.

5.) JWoww: LW- 5th TPS (91)
 How She Scored: 5S 5JA 5OC 3D -3BAN
Overall Thoughts:  Every week I talk about how hot JWoww looks, and this week is no different. They decide to go the sex shop and try on all sorts of lingerie.  Once again, a great idea from the MTV crew to make sure they go to the sex shop.  Notice how Sam didn't try anything on because JWoww body will blow her out of the water.  That's a fact.

6.) Ronnie: LW-7th TPS (85)
How He Scored: 14Q 9F 5JA 5F
Overall Thoughts: Finally, Ronnie broke out of his shell. I am very excited to see what happens with Ronnie for the remainder of the season. He was in his best form when he went on his 'single Ronnie' phrase. I just pray that he doesn't get back with Sammi because he acts like a 10 year old girl. 

7.) Deena: LW- 6th TPS (75)
How She Scored: 9Q 7JA 5S 3D 2OC 2HU -3BAN
Overall Thoughts: I am starting to make a turn on Deena. She is pretty hot even with her short height. A classic girl who looks 10X better when her hair is straighten but when it's curly it looks greasy to me.  Also her humor is more like the guys then the women of the Shore, which I enjoy.

8.) Sammi: LW-8th TPS (15)
How She Scored: 6JA 4F 3D 3Q -3BAN
Overall Thoughts:  Sammi had her brightest episode. She didn't even cry when they broke up with Ronnie and didn't acted like she was too good for everyone else on the Shore.  Good work by her.

-Charlie.

Jersey Shore Power Rankings Week 5: The. Grenade. Whistle.

Jersey Shore keeps topping themselves every week. The Grenade Whistle was an awesome way to keep the vuvuzalea relevant in our society. Honestly, I believe that every college across America should supply the male population with grenade whistles. We all need one.  In case you haven't been reading the power rankings, here are the categories.  



1.) Vinny: Last Week-2nd  Total Points Scored (121)
How He Scored: 14Q 12JA 3D -2RB
Overall Thoughts: Vinny is the mastermind behind the grenade whistle, and blew it when that gorilla was hanging around at the Shore house. I am disappointed in Vinny for going after the mob's boss' daughter. They didn't say she was a part of the mob, but one of her protectors was named 'Nicky Ducks', c'mon. Also he did fantastic work on putting up the stripper pole.



2.) Pauly D: LW-1st TPS (116
How He Scored: 9JA 8Q 3D
Overall Thoughts: I liked Pauly called JWoww's dogs, 'Snooki and Ryder', classic. He also did an artful job at dodging the grenade. He promoted the grenade whistle, instigated a couple things, and got a cabs are here line in the episode. Other than that? I really wasn't that impressed with his performance.

3.) The Situation: LW-3rd TPS (92)
How He Scored: 9JA 6Q 3D
Overall Thoughts: I thought that our writer Eric was the biggest instigator on the face of this world, but no that title belongs to Sitch. He loves starting drama like he is in middle school. The thing that puzzled me though, is when you have a women DTF in your bed, and instead you would rather help people out? This would not be the way I would go about things, but that's just me.

4.) Snooki: LW-4th TPS (77)
How She Scored: 7JA 3D
Overall Thoughts: Nothing really happened with Snooks this week. She just did her usual thing of getting drunk, and saying dumb shit. Other than that, she had no defining moments worth talking about.

5.) JWoww: LW-5th TPS (76)
How She Scored: 10JA 5S 3D 2OC
Overall Thoughts: I liked how JWoww said that Roger wasn't a rebound. That's a farce if I have ever heard one. I witnessed many friends find a girl/guy who finds a rebound, it happens to a lot of young people. Also JWoww and Sammi hugging it out at the end of the show compares to the Cold War ending in the late 80s. I never saw that one coming.

6.) Deena: LW-6th TPS (50)
How She Scored: 7JA 3D 2F
Overall Thoughts: At the end of the episode, there were questions about Deena's liking  to toss one's salad. Now, I do not know if that is true, but the way she got super defensive, might it be true?  That is one of those rumors you do not want going around about you.

7.) Ronnie: LW-7th TPS (40)
How He Scored: 8Q 8JA 3D 2F -6C
Overall Thoughts: A strong performance from Ronnie this week. I loved that he just started throwing Sam's stuff all over the room and then laughed like an evil genius when she asked him about it. But man, the roids must have got to him with all the crying he did this episode. Ronnie is in that special class of men who just love to cry.

8.) Sammi: LW-8th TPS (-1)
How She Scored: 7F 6JA 6D -3BAN -3C
Overall Thoughts: Yes I did give Sam a bunch of positive points. First, there aren't a lot of women who would just fire on their boyfriend like she did. My goodness they are crazier than Ike and Tina.  It was very interesting to see her change overnight, we will see if she keeps it up.

-Charlie.

Jersey Shore Power Rankings Week 4: Fake Ronnie Deserves The Title Belt

There were big news in the J-Shore this week as the next season will be located in Italy. I love it, great idea and can't wait to see what kind of trouble they get into in the country that looks like a boot.  In case you forgot any of the categories or new to the site, here you go.



1.) Pauly D:  Last Week (3rd) Total Points Score (96)
How He Scored: 30Q 13JA 2FP
Overall Thoughts:  Pauly and Vinny were just tremendous this episode. The rumor is that Snooki and JWoww will get their own show, but these two clowns should as well.  The Fake Ronnie scenes were one of the funniest moments in Jersey Shore history.  I don't think I have ever experience something like that in my life, but damn was it funny.  I also enjoyed his commentary as 'Snooki's poof' and 'JWoww's boobs'.  There were three really good scenes this week that had me laughing throughout and those two stole the show.

2.) Vinny: LW (2nd) TPS (94)
How He Scored: 18Q 15JA 2FP
Overall Thoughts:  The other great thing that the 'Pauly and Vinny Show' did was blatantly mock JWoww and Snooki when Deena was hooking up with 'Fake Ronnie'.  It was beyond classic because they came damn near close to nailing that scene from Miami verbatim.  Also any man that gets suffocated by JWoww's boobs gets a thumbs up by me.  I couldn't find the video so instead I give you them doing the Dougie.



3.) The Situation: LW (1st) TPS (74)
How He Scored: 9Q 3JA 2FP
Overall Thoughts: Sitch was nonexistent in this episode, but I expect him to come back with a vengeance tonight. I hate to say this, but is he the weak link in MVP? I mean why wasn't he involved in the Flip Cam stuff? On another note, I think he is the real wild card in Italy. I am not sure how they will react to his attitude in Europe.

4.) Snooki: LW (4th) TPS (67)
How She Scored: 9Q 5D 5S 2JA -2BW
Overall Thoughts:  Snooks had to deal with the 'i'm not mad, but disappointed' from her pops' after coming home from jail.  No one likes that, and then her buddy JWoww hooked her up with some bro who looks like he has about as much as intelligence as a Chia Pet. Real up and down show for Snooks.

5.) JWoww: LW (5th) TPS (56)
How She Scored: 9JA 6OC 3Q 3HU -3C
Overall Thoughts: Do you think when JWoww found her hard drive stolen, she knew right then and there, her naked body will be all over the internet? I mean c'mon you can't tell me she isn't taking pictures of herself. But I did like her attitude towards her whipping boy Tom as she put the exclamation point on my original stance that she wears the pants in the relationship.

6.) Denna: LW (6th) TPS (38)
How She Scored: 9Q 6JA 3HU -3C
Overall Thoughts:  Deena attempted to go out with M.V.P. and was successful.  Can we find a girl in Eau Claire to go out with S.E.C. like that? I mean if we can find a girl who just bring more smokes to us, we will be even bigger rockstars than we already are in this small town. If you are interested, just let one of us know. On another note, I am really happy she fulfilled her fantasies with 'Fake Ronnie'.

7. Ronnie: LW (7th) TPS (25)
How He Scored: 13JA 2FP
Overall Thoughts: The fact that he knew 'Fake Ronnie' made it that much more funny.  Additionally, he calls him out for having a girlfriend who is also named Sam. Classic.  Real or Fake, that is great television right there. I also enjoyed him calling out JWoww because he is right.

8. Sammi: LW (8th) TPS (-14)
How She Scored:
Overall thoughts:  She was out of the entire episode pretty much and we had a great show... coincidence? I think not!

-Charlie.

Jersey Shore Power Rankings Week 3: Faceplants Are Now Called Snookis

Well we are back with the Jersey Shore Power Rankings where they probably will be live right before the show begins at 9 pm.  I am still waiting for the attention I rightly deserve from any of the cast members, or the Reality Czar himself Dave Jacoby.  But let's take a look at Monday's episode, if you need the categories there are right here.



1.) The Situation: Last Week (1st) Total Points Score (63)
How He Scored: 18Q 5S 3HU 3JA
Overall Thoughts: The Sitch continues his run at the top spot with his 'Kitchen Ditchin' which is an excellent way to get a grenade or someone you do not want to smush out of your bedroom.  Then again, if you somehow brought home a whale, Kitchin Ditchin might not be the right move because they are hungry too. I also enjoyed his comment about Deena's early exit: "Deena likes to call herself a holiday, I like to think of her as a Holiday Inn and it closed early with 6 minutes and 53 seconds."

2.) Vinny: LW (2nd) TPS (59)
How He Scored: 17Q 5S 3HU
Overall Thoughts: I might score Vinny higher because he is my favorite cast member. Vinny would be my top pick to go out and have a beer with.  He also has become the 'Women Whisperer' since the second season down in Miami.  He just bring home girls with so much ease, I need his wisdom.  I also enjoyed his take on Ronnie's laugh "Ronnie has two laughs, "one is a little girly laugh, the other sounds like a dolphin on steroids."

3.) Pauly D: LW (3rd) TPS (51)
How He Scored:15Q 3JA 3HU 2FP 2OC
Overall Thoughts: For the first time this season, Pauly busted out the fist pump, but it was another version, still enjoyable. I also liked his take on girl talk when a guy is there. Listen ladies, there is no reason to discuss your issues with each other with us around. I also like Pauly comments about annoying customers in retail world. I hate it, happens all the time.

4.) Snooki: LW (7th) TPS (48)
How She Scored: 18D 9Q 9JA 3HU -2OC -4A -5RB\
Overall Thoughts: This episode should have just been called "Let's watch Snooki get insanely wasted for the whole 60 minutes of the show!" She worked an impressive bender that I have done, but your body hates you so much on Sunday. I cannot even imagine what her hangovers are like, or if they just don't happen because her liver has rotted away.

5.) JWoww: LW (4th) TPS (38)
How She Scored: 6Q 5D 3JA 2OC -3C
Overall Thoughts: JWoww continues to get hotter. We use to always think how she looked like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, but now, she is hot all the time.  Also I really think she decides what she going to wear on how big do her boobs look in it.  Every damn time those things look tremendous like something I would want to sleep on.

6.) Deena: LW (6th) TPS (26)
How She Scored: 8D 2OC -2A -3C
Overall Thoughts: As I predicted a couple weeks ago, she faded off because she tries to top Snooki and it never works. I did enjoy seeing a couple faceplants on the dancefloor

7.) Ronnie: LW (7th) TPS (10)
How He Scored: 8Q 4F 3JA
Overall Thoughts: "I love single Ronnie." I did enjoy him calling Sammi out on her shit, and cooking frozen burgers on the grill. Some of Ronnie's finest moments.

8.) Sammi: LW (8th) TPS -14)
How She Scored: 6JA -3C
Overall Thoughts: Well.. She didn't act like a bitch for the first time in like 7 episodes so that's a positive. She is still a wet blanket though.

-Charlie.

Jersey Shore Power Rankings Week 2: Time to End the Ron and Sam Show

Seriously, if it wasn't for MVP I might be only a casual viewer of the Jersey Shore. I am so fed up with Ronnie and Sammi's relationship. It sucks because everyone knows a relationship like that and more times than not, it happens in high school. This for that new teenage sex show Skins, not the Shore. Let's fuggedaboutit and move on to the rankings, which have changed this week. Here's are the categories for those new to the site. Also I added JA (Just Awesome) as a category and scaled down the points a bit.

1.) The Situation: Last Week (2nd) Total Points Score (36) 

How He Scored: 18Q -4OC 3JA 3HU -2RB  

Overall Thoughts: I am just happy that the Old Sitch is back. He is making quotes by the minute choosing to sleep with a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich instead of Deena. Sitch's discussion on why he needed a morning bagel sandwich.  My favorite part was the Sitch making sure he looked awesome in the mirror before heading to Karma.  The reason, I do that all the time and get shit for it so keep doin' your thing Sitch. 

2.) Vinny: LW (5th) TPS (34) 

How He Scored: 12Q 6JA 5S 3HU -2F 

Overall Thoughts: Vinny had a great episode with the only problem being that he broke up the fight between JWoww-Sammi at the beginning.  Other than that, Vinny acting like McGyver and making jokes about the Snooki hookup was enjoyable for me.  Not to mention, Vinny brought home the first random girl and roosterblocked Sitch. Also he needs credit for dodging a grenade at Karma.  Great perfromance by Vinny. 

3. Pauly D: LW (4th) TPS (26) 

How He Scored:  15Q -2OC -2BW

Overall Thoughts: Once again, Pauly D gave us the 'Cabs are here' line, which I myself used on Saturday night.  Also his comments about peaches and bananas were great and an immediate Facebook statuses for girls I know.  The conversation that Vinny and Pauly had about Deena's boobs and ass rivaled Jon Gruden breaking down film with an NFL player on Monday Night Countdown. Out of the 8 people who are at The Shore, Pauly D's spinoff was the best in my opinion.  

4.) JWoww: LW (3rd) TPS 25 

How He Scored: 5F 3Q 3D 2OC -3C 

Overall Thoughts:  I enjoyed watching the fight again, I mean it wasn't that great yet I love catfights. I have witnessed one at The Pickle and it was stunning to see in person. JWoww wore another great dress that made her sweater puppets look tremendous.  I liked how she pulled the ultimate guy move by forgetting her anniversary with her boyfriend. We all know who wears the pants in that relationship. By the way her now ex-boyfriend unleashed nude photos of her before she got fake cans, I have seen them and honestly she didn't need the surgery. No, I will not link it because this is a family blog. 

5.)  Deena: LW (1st) TPS 18 

How She Scored: 6Q -4A -2RB

Overall Thoughts: After a strong Week 1 performance, she did nothing stellar this week.  Deena did nail a couple quotes about Ronnie and Sam calling Ms. Sweetheart a backpack, classic.  But to be honest, the scenes with Snooki and her by themselves annoy me more almost comparable to the only relationship at Seaside Heights.  Thing 1 and Thing 2 act like they try to top themselves on who can be more outrageous. 

6.) Snooki: LW (7th) TPS 13

How She Scored: 7D 6Q 2F -2A  

Overall Thoughts:  Snooki had a better showing in this one and by the previews of tonight's episode, this might be her finest hour.  The comments about her hiding in the bush while severely intoxicated was absolutely classic. I love it, very funny and will be used in some blog form. I also liked that she was the only one who continued to bash Sammi about Ron after the fight 

7.) Ronnie: LW (6th) TPS -5

How He Scored: 5JA 2F -15 BAN 

Overall Thoughts: Ronnie acted like a tool throughout this episode.  He skipped out on Sunday dinner, which is an absolute no-no even in the Tritschler household.  The only way he scored positively was due to the shots of him being the man in Miami.   So far there is nothing about Ron that I have enjoyed this season. 

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8.) Sammi: LW (8th) TPS -17 

How She Scored: 7F 3JA -3C -20BAN 

Overall Thoughts:  We all know Sammi is a bitch. So let's move on from that... Did she get a boob job?  I thought about this a little bit in the first episode and one of the readers Drew who I watched ep 2 with mentioned the same thing to me. I think she did and we will probably never know if this is       true, but I think it's a good bet. I will give you the screen shots to be the judge. Now that I look at it, I don't think that I am right, she might be the real deal. 

-Charlie.

Jersey Shore Power Rankings Week 1: The Rookie Shines and The Sitch is Back

8.5 million viewers watched the Jersey Shore last Thursday night, which was the highest for MTV ever.  A lot of people say what's wrong with our country and yada, yada, yada.  It's mindless television with people who do care what others think of them.  I am happy where the season started off, and it seemed more promising than last year in Miami.  

Before we get to the rankings, I added three and replaced one with a better word.  The three added were annoyance (A) scoring a -1, any girl getting naked will earn 3 points (guys too if it's funny and not unnecessary ),  and Crying (C) scoring -3. Instead of Wet Blanket, it's now BitchAssNess in honor of P. Diddy. Here are round one of the Power Rankings.  Here is a link to the categories.  

1. Deena- Last Week (8th) Total Points scored 18 

How She Scored: (-3A 10Q 2OC 3HU 3N 5D 3F -3C)  

Overall Thoughts: She brought the noise on the first episode. It was clear she was trying to make a name for herself by being the drunkest, getting naked first, and the first one to start a fight. Impressed with her word usage even though it taught us like always never use the C word in an argument.  She does have an annoying voice, but put her body with Snooki's face, you would be satisfied with your Saturday night decision on Sunday morning.   

2.) The Situation- LW (4th) TPS 16 

How He Scored: (10Q 3Q 2OC 1F)  

Overall Thoughts:  I honestly think Sitch realized how creepy he ended Season 2. He came back with a vengeance with talking about Deena for Rookie of the Year and his Thanksgiving comment. Not to mention his refusal to hook up, something very unlike The Sitch to do, but maybe he is turning over a new leaf. I liked his attitude and I honestly think he reevaluated how much he sucked in Miami.  

3.) JWoww- LW (5th) TPS 15 

How She Scored: (2F 2OC 5Q 6F) 

Overall Thoughts: JWoww did most of her scoring from other shows or personal events. I mean did you see what she wore on MTV's New Year's Eve?!  My goodness that is deserving of some credit and that is better than the yellow shirt that drives up my pageviews. They also showed the first fight and won round 2 this week. We need to settle this like old-school WWE with a steel cage fight in the following season.  

4.) Pauly D- LW (1st) TPS 15

How He Scored: (15Q, just says so many funny things)   

Overall Thoughts:  Pauly D didn't really make an impact on the first episode except for ripping on his boys.  First, he ripped the Sitch's use of the hot tub and I don't blame him whatsoever.  Second, he made fun of Vinny's shower caddy, which we will get to later on.  

5.) Vinny- LW (2nd) TPS 10 

How He Scored: (-5BAN 5Q 5S) 

Overall Thoughts: Vinny proved that he kept up his smushing ways when he left Miami after it was revealed that he had hooked up with Snooki's best friend Ryder who is a smoke. I had no idea why Snooki was mad, I mean it seemed like a one time thing but she got attached to Vinny.  He ended up getting blindsided by the whole ordeal, bad news. Also bad news was his shower caddy.  Most of us had one when we lived in the dorms, I myself had a bucket. But not when you are just with a bunch of roommates, cmooooon mann. 

6.) Ronnie- LW (7th) TPS 2

How He Scored: (-5BAN 5Q -1 3F) 

Overall Thoughts: The biggest BitchAssNess move of the season was taking the bedroom that was supposed to belong to MVP.  I have a feeling it will in the rightful owners' hands by episode three but who knows. If Bill Simmons had a The Book of Reality Television, this would go down as one of the Greatest 33 What If's of Reality TV.  Did like his comment about the gremlin and giving Snooki, the title of The Loser of Poughkeepsie. 

7.) Snooki- LW (3rd) TPS 0

How She Scored: (-1OC -1A 3HU -5RB 4F) 

Overall Thoughts:  Snooks was all over the board in this first episode. I mean she looked much improved from the seasons before, and discussed her vibrator, which is always a good conversation. I also thought her rant against Sammi was the best out of the three. But she rooster blocked Vinny, which as always is a no-no. I expected a better start from her.

8.) Sammi- LW (6th) TPS -1 

How She Scored: (-15BAN 13F 2 OC -1A) 

Overall Thoughts:  Sammi is doing the same thing The Situation did in Year 2.  Obviously, she watched the tapes and  now thinks she is better than the rest of the cast. You cannot be Sammi Sweetheat if you act like a stuck up bitch. Even though she thinks sweetheart and bitch are interchangeable, they are not at all. I love that JWoww ducked her first punch then caught her in the face.  Sammi is not a nice person, and hope this wet blanket goes home sooner than later. Here is the video for those who missed it or want to watch it again. 

-Charlie.