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Thursday, March 24, 2011

Jersey Shore Power Rankings Week 11: Gym Tan Find Out Who Pauly D Has Winning It All

I personally would like to see the Jersey Shore cast members fill out an NCAA bracket. Who do you think has the best bracket? I am going to go with Vinny. He tweets about how much he loves the New York Knicks and the Duke Blue Devils and probably likes sports more than other cast members.  Here are the categories in case you need them. 


1.) Pauly D: Last Week-1st Total Points Scored (289)
How He Scored: 22Q 15JA 
Overall Thoughts: Pauly D had some great lines about Sammi at the end of the episode with the GTF, GTI, and others. Like I have said before, Pauly is just killin' it this season. He just acts like a goofball and everyone loves it. I also like that he quotes himself all the time. I would have a 7 and 7 with him learning the way of the fist pump. 

2.) Vinny: Last Week-2nd Total Points Scored (284)
How He Scored: 16Q 14JA 2FP 
Overall Thoughts: Vinny decided he had enough of people making fun of him for his pale white skin, which only at the Shore is he pale so he got a spray tan. After he did it and with all my friends down south, I thought about getting a nice tan to fit in with the rest of Spring Breakers. So far haven't done it, but Vegas odds have me at 3 to 1 getting my bronze on.   

3.) The Situation: LW-3rd TPS (240)
How He Scored: 12Q 11JA 5F 
Overall Thoughts:  The Sitch was a couple things on this episode.. One, he decided to let JWoww's dogs shit everywhere and act like it did not even matter.  I couldn't understand why his roommates were not more pissed. If it were me, I would be livid at Sitch. The other was relationship ender as he blew up any chance of Ron and Sam getting back together, which deserved a solid golf clap.   

4.) Ronnie: LW- 5th TPS (225)
 How He Scored: 13Q 8F 8JA 5D 5S 2HU
Overall Thoughts: Ronnie is making his push into the three spot. Absolutely stunning after being at the 7 spot earlier this year. I do think his up/down performance in the rankings is shown by watching every Thursday. Sometimes he looks like a normal guy and other times he seems like Ike Turner.  

5.) Snooki: LW-4th TPS (215)
How She Scored: 11JA 5D 5S 3Q 
Overall Thoughts: This episode summed up why my mom thinks Snooki is a floozie. Basically, she brings home a guy from the club, and on the way home, she skins her knee. Snooki acts like this is Pearl Harbor type injury. Then all the dude is put a bandage over her knee leading him to get laid. Not effort whatsoever.   

6.) JWoww: LW-6th TPS (177)
How She Scored: 9Q 6OC 
Overall Thoughts: The gang went to Jenks during episode. I couldn't name place on a map if I tried. She just ragged on a bunch of people from that town like Jenni seemed better than those people. Typical chick. She goes somewhere and just starts hating on people. Maybe it's because everyone checked out her tremendous rack, can't blame the guys for that one.  

7.) Deena: LW- 7th TPS (140)
How She Scored: 8JA
Overall Thoughts: Deena once again disappoints me.  I did enjoy seeing her get drilled with water balloons though.  Sammi and her getting pelted  made me happier than most people watching this episode.  

8.) Sammi: LW-8th TPS (62)
How She Scored: 10F 6JA 3D 2HU -3C 
Overall Thoughts:  Sam is one of those girls who I wouldn't want to get into a fight with. I mean I run my mouth about her, but still, Sam is like Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction. She would cook my pet with no remorse. 

-Charlie.