We only have three more episodes of the Jersey Shore, and as always, this saddens me. At least we seem to have a promising Real World season to bridge the gap to the next version of The Challenge. It was an interesting episode last week because I thought it sucked for 40 minutes, and the last 20 minutes were very enjoyable. Sam is back, and she didn't piss me off, which has to be record or something. Here are the rankings, if you need the categories here they are.
1.) Pauly D: Last Week-2nd Total Points Scored (254)
How He Scored: 24Q 10S 6JA
Overall Thoughts: Pauly D moves into the top spot after bringing home two girls in the hour, which is the current record for the Shore this season. Pauly also provided great entertainment as he mocked what the girls were talking about with Sam being back, and it honestly sounded like them. Good stuff from Pauly.
2.) Vinny: Last Week-1st Total Points Scored (252)
How He Scored: 16Q 5S 5JA
Overall Thoughts: I feel bad for Vinny because he brought a girl back, which upset a super drunk Snooki and had to deal with those problems. He made a great point about how she brought home a dude two days ago, and now is mad at him for doing the same thing. The reverse double standard, gets ya everytime.
3.) The Situation: LW-3rd TPS (212)
3.) The Situation: LW-3rd TPS (212)
How He Scored: 14Q 5JA 4S 3D
Overall Thoughts: How dumb is Sitch? I mean he brings a girl back and immediately assumed it was the girl who smelled like Linburger. Why don't you look around your room bro? Apologize for the smell, and try to figure out what happen. .At least, he got something out of the deal though.
4.) Snooki: LW-4th TPS (191)
How She Scored: 11Q 11JA 5D -3C
Overall Thoughts: I did love the cheese prank on Mike because it's one of those things that is only funny when it doesn't happen to you. Cheese is something that will start smelling in a 12 hour period. I assume the red pepper had a lot do with why Mike smelled it right away. Also Snooki cleaned the bathroom because she had not done any housework all season, sounds like a keeper!
5.) Ronnie: LW- 5th TPS (184)
How He Scored: 13JA 7Q
Overall Thoughts: I found it hysterical to watch Ronnie chase Sammi around Karma like a small puppy dog. He didn't become mr. mopes though so that was a good thing for sure. He definitely is accepting not being in a relationship with Sam... we hope.
6.) JWoww: LW-6th TPS (162)
How She Scored: 5D 4OC 4JA
Overall Thoughts: So last week JWoww decided to be a detective, and this week, she is a sex doctor. She tried to talk to Mike about the STD's he can received from oral sex. What does JWoww hope for, that Dr. Drew offers her a spot on Celebrity Rehab?
7.) Deena: LW- 7th TPS (132)
How She Scored: 8Q 6JA 5D
Overall Thoughts: Just a weak performance from Deena. You know you mean nothing to the show when all I remember is to never get into the car with you and that you have a problem with people peeing on your foot.
8.) Sammi: LW-8th TPS (45)
How She Scored: 5JA 2OC
Overall Thoughts: Sam of course tried to get Snooki-Vinny hooked up, which worked about as good as the Hindenburg. Looked pretty hot, still nothing special from her.
-Charlie.
