Maybe because of this:
- Just watched the 5ooth Jones episode on his iPodPhone.
- Found out about Skype.
- Kevin Jonas got married.
- Received the R. Kelly Light It Up Tour DVD in the mail and watched the part that Aziz Ansari was talking about.
- Realized that exactly half of R. Kelly's songs are about making sex and the other half are inspirational self-help songs, which is a pretty weird breakdown.
- Started reading The Blowtorch.
- Is just a jolly fat man who likes to laugh.
- Bananas.
- One of his buddies wore a sweater that looks like the calibration screen on an HD television.
- Farted.
- Just likes having a good time.
- Found out his dad had Twitter.
- Rewatched The Happening.
- Can't get "Day Man" out of his head.
- Actually choking on a delicious churro.
Hey campers. It's week six here at 
Perfect. Next.
No. Again.
No. Again.
Better. One more.
Can't you do another face? Let's try another game.
Yes! Constipated!
EXCELLENT! Unconstipated!
PERFECT!