Aaron's Title Belt Tweets

Some of you haven't come to your senses and joined the Twitter party, which is a shame because you miss out on a lot of great things.  If I had a dollar for citing Twitter for whatever I am ready to say, I would have a large sum of money by now. Aaron Rodgers is a must follow and he has been tweeting a lot about various uses of the title belt. Because I am such a nice guy, I compiled them here on Sno Tap.



Belt Worthy Accomplishments and People Who Have a Lifetime Belt  
Yes, of course. Have at it RT @FrMPal @AaronRodgers12 Is the championship belt an appropriate gesture in response to success on a math test?


RT @DruKure @AaronRodgers12 Did my 6 hour mail route in under 5. Got outta my mail truck.. did the championship belt in front of my boss.


Amazing tweets today about the appropriateness of using the belt celebration after work and daily accomplishments. Incredible. Thanks


Jesus wore the 1st championship belt i heard RT @revbrp@AaronRodgers12 As a pastor, should I finish the Sunday message and put on the belt?


Hahahahahahahahaha amazing RT @JB_Quatro@AaronRodgers12 take out the trash: belt. Walk the dog: belt. Dishes: Belt.


With a great belt comes great responsibility... RT @QUEEN_IBBY@AaronRodgers12 Can chicks wear the belt too? Or is it just a guy thing?


Well worth it RT @lukereuter41 @AaronRodgers12 getting a dentition for doing the belt in the middle of class after getting a 100%


As Kirk Gibson rounded the bases after his HR in the WS in '88 he only had the use of one arm, but it was a sweet one arm belt he put on


RT @Nelson_Manndela @AaronRodgers12 Heard that when Mubarak stepped down in Cairo, protesters did massive belt. Crazy world


Um, yes very good. Proud of u RT @Seanynation Practicing karate in public while pausing to do #thebelt... #beltworthy@AaronRodgers12
This one hurts, but gotta do it.  Ok, coach K may be the best, but Bo is the most underrated bball coach in the land. And he can put the belt on whenever he wants.......


He can put on the belt whenever he feels like it. thank uRT @SemperHarley @AaronRodgers12 son returned from 3rd deployment last night..


Missed Steven Jackson doing the belt. Hitting a game winner is belt worthy especially when ur a baller like SJ. #thebeltiscontagious


Pauly D can rock the belt whenever he wants


Things that aren't belt worthy
Gross, ur belt privileges are temporarily revoked RT @JJQuickie85@aaronrodgers12 I just took a dump and I gave the toilet "the Belt


Not cool to do the belt during jazzercise ladies


Guys, loading up the bar on the decline bench and pumping out two reps will wearing a weight belt n tank top...also not belt worthy


Questionable belt usage RT @respinola Word to @AaronRodgers12. Just did the belt after scoring a TD against a bunch of little kids.

Deron Williams Is My Best Friend Ever

Oh yeah, me and Deron go way back. I remember that time when he that weird tiny Afro in college. That was so funny. Deron's just like that, always cutting up.

Like his beard now! Have you seen that thing? It's hilarious. Deron and I are always talking about how great beards are and then he goes and grows one. In China, no less! That's Deron for you. Always growing beards in China.

We talk about all kinds of stuff. I wore purple uniforms in high school, so I know exactly what he's going through out there in Utah. Believe me, when he first went to the Jazz he was freaking out about the purple uniforms. I had to talk him down quite a bit. At one point, he considered demanding a trade to the Bobcats because he loves orange so much. I wasn't too surprised; orange is my favorite color too.

It's been a while since we've been able to hang out, him being in Utah and all. That's why we Twitter with each other. Most of his tweets are pretty boring, but he's pretty busy. He was just telling me the other day about how much Carlos Boozer loves Greek food. Feta cheese, gyros, spanakopida; all that stuff. Deron told me that you DO NOT want to be around Boozer after he's had a few gyros. It's gross enough that the cucumber sauce gets caught in his chest hair, but his gas afterwards is otherworldly.

I'm just so happy for him. He's got his big contract, and a gold medal, and his Chinese beard. It's weird. I've had a few beards, and I have a job, and I bought a necklace a couple weeks ago. After all these years, Deron Williams and I are still going down the exact same path.

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