(Sam, Bill, and Neil approach Joakim Noah, who is sitting winsomely on a grassy hill)Joakim: Gentlemen.
Sam: Hey Joakim.
Bill: Hey.
Neil: Hey.
Joakim: To what do I owe this pleasure?
Sam: Well...
Bill: Ask him.
(Bill nudges Sam.)
Sam: Hey!
Neil: Sam's worried that Cindy won't like the way he kisses.
Sam: NEIL!
Neil: What?! It's true.
(Bill giggles to himself.)
Joakim: Well, as you know, I myself once had the same predicament. 'Twas some time ago, in fact. Actually, it frightens me to this day to think what could have happened.
(Bill giggles to himself.)
Neil: Joakim. We really need your help.
Joakim: Yes, certainly. Anyway. As I was saying, the key to winning a woman's heart is simple. Just be yourself and she will be drawn to you. It's as I always say, set the bait and then wait.
Sam: That's it?
Bill: Yeah, that's it?
Joakim: Indeed.
Neil: Thanks, Joakim.
Bill: Yeah, uh, thanks.
(Bill's jaw hang open.)
Sam: You're the best, Joakim.
Joakim: Gentlemen.
