I On one hand you have Marquette. If they win I will have Charlie in my ear about how great this Elite 8 run was for the next 10 years. Even though Buzz Williams is probably already out the door and even if they don't make the tournament for the next 3 seasons Charlie will always have 2011.
On the other hand you have UNC. I already don't like the Tarheels because they, along with Duke, have the biggest bandwagon following in the world. For some reason everyone in the country thinks you have to be a fan of one of those two teams and its always pissed me off. But besides that, I've developed a hatred for John "Gumby" Henson. Stretch Armstrong has no discernible basketball skills outside of having an 8 foot wingspan.
Best case scenario (aside from both teams being disqualified) MU beats UNC and then gets handed a 50 point beatdown from the Buckeyes.