Friday, October 31, 2008
Almond "No" Joy
I would do one of two things here. Trade Almond for a future first round pick and hope that the team you send him to gets bad. I would look to trade him to someone like Detroit, Dallas or Phoenix who are going to have to go through some re-building years soon so you might get lucky with them bottoming out when you get their pick. The second trade I would explore is Almond and Harpring for a decent back up big man. I would move forward assuming that the Jazz are going to be able to re-sign Boozer and Okur, but not Milsap and try to get someone to fill that void.
Former NBA Player Scott Williams Opines On the State of the NBA
Want to know what's wrong with the NBA? I'll tell you right now.
Check my stats. I averaged 7.6 per game in 1994 and then the exact same number, 7.6, in the year 2000. You can bet online that has never been done before.
Remember the time I registered my career high in points AND assists in the same game against my former team? I do. Once again, this is a legendary feat that only adds to the legend of Scott Williams.
Oh, I forgot to mention my three championship rings. How silly of me.
Think of it this way; I've got three titles, the ability to score at least 7.6 points per game, and I'm guaranteed to have a career high in points and assists against any of my former teams. You add that to the fact that I essentially tought LeBron James to play basketball. Why wouldn't that interest the NBA?
I know David Stern is quite concerned with the marketing of the league overseas and other business of that sort, but he seems to be missing the point. The NBA needs more Scott Williams, and I'm just the Scott Williams to give it to them.
Draft Daze and Dallas Penn
VOTE with your gum.
Who Sucks The Most?
Gum Election= guerilla art project that started in NYC this month. Its aim is to encourage people to vote (on Nov 4th) + and also to put their chewing gum somewhere other than on the sidewalk.
gumelection.wordpress.com
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Kyle and Dwayne sitting in a tree....
Just 'cause you have a nickname doesn't mean you fit in, Birdman
My observation from last night was how bad did you feel for the white, very goofy Chris Andersen! He knows he is playing for the McThuggets and has too keep up with his appearance! During the offseason he did a lot of work, not on his game skills but body art! He spent countless amount of time in his favorite tattoo parlor trying to make himself fit in with the team! When his mother was asked about his offseason work she mentioned he “looks like a human coloring book.” Interesting take!
At least he has the background history that the GM of the McThuggets looks for when finding NBA talent (suspended for two year after the 2006 season for breaking the drug policy of the NBA) So maybe we shouldn’t feel so bad that he may not be fitting in! I am sure him and his fellow THUGS A.I, Carmelo, and lets not forget THUG LIFE himself K.Martin, have a lot to talk about on trips home after losing to the Jazz.
We could not have started out with beating a more disliked team by Jazz fans (Well at least by me). Lets keep it rolling and I hope to see DWill back on the court soon. Turn over fest last night! Good thing the McThuggets had the same problem!
Video of Black Out
The Deseret News has a great video of the Jazz Black Out from last night's game against the Nuggets.
http://deseretnews.com/video/1,5563,600,00.html
Long live the Allan Parson's Project...
I thought they did a good job of keeping it fun, yet not thuggish like you would expect at the Pepsi Center.
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
The Blowtorch Presents ... The Worst of the Best
Play The Blowtorch Presents...The Worst of the Best
- The five worst NBA players are discussed.
- At least four fellow bloggers are shouted out.
- Joe Alexander is interviewed.
- Music from the Knux
Yet More Evidence of Tom Ziller's Statistical Mastery (OR How Harry Potter Proves the French Are Liars)
This is troubling for many reasons:
a) More people trying to wear gauzy scarves around their necks.
b) Possible racial tensions due to anger about inclusion at local wizarding academies (ex. Malfoy vs. Granger, 2000)
c) More very sweating people who refuse to wear deodorant.
d) Proliferation of Formula-One fandom.
e) Bloghouse musicians JUSTICE (Joustice) plot takeover of America by dance-induced hysteria.
f) Techno wars between JUSTICE and Daft Punk infiltrate America, further plummeting the economy.
g) French culinary arts become more commonplace, and therefore are assimilated, and are therefore not as tasty.
h) I think the French still hate America, right?
As you can see, there is nothing good that can come from French citizenship being handed out like candy. Sooner than you think, France will have adopted enough basketball players that they can form a successful international team. This will allow them to generate enough capital to launch an attack against us through deft passing, delicious food, and delirious dancing. (I'm particularly scared since these are my three weaknesses.)
However, there is a ray of light. There is one great benefit of an increased number of "French" basketball players:
a) More BAGUETTE jokes.
When you really weigh it out, that might make the dance craze worth it.
Occasional Observations on Several Subjects - the Great Oden's Foot Edition
- Maybe a week ago, Matt and I were talking about the prospects of Greg Oden. I'm in the "best dude ever" camp; Matt's a little more subdued/skeptical/other word starting with S. The main crux of his argument is that Oden might be injury-prone. I said, "worrying about injuries is silly." Matt got salty.
However, Matt also appears to be right. It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong, and today, I'm that big man. - Due to internet obligations/my DVR being occupied by Dancing with the Stars and Without a Trace (not my choices), I only got to see about 10 minutes of the Bulls game. That's too bad, as it appears they are both exciting and maybe decent. Tyrus Thomas had a good game and Derrick Rose is for real. Larry Hughes being injured sure doesn't
helphurt either. - Skeets mentioned it last night, but I whole-heartedly agree that one of the best parts of the NBA season is seeing everybody's new hair/look/personal brand. It's hilarious.
Particularly up for debate was Delonte West. I'm pro-hair as it makes him look less like a re-animated alien corpse, but that's just my opinion. - Another important matter of business during the live blog was the creation of Goatman. Ergo, all posts this Friday will be done as Goatman, for Halloween. I don't know what that means, but it's going to happen.
- New podcast tomorrow, hopefully. It's available for subscription in iTunes now. Just search for the Blowtorch.
- More to come later...
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
The Wait is Finally Over. Game #1 vs. Nuggets!
Now, we all know that Deron will be watching from the sidelines, but that's no reason to not be totally amped up for the game!
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Game #1 vs. Denver Nuggets
The storyline for this game will no doubt be the absence of both Deron Williams for the Jazz and Carmelo Anthony for the Nuggets, who is serving a 2-game suspension for drunk driving. While Deron is the heart and soul of this Jazz team, I think Anthony is a bigger loss. The Jazz have depth at every position and can satisfactorily replace DWilll; Denver, on the other hand, will be hard-pressed to replace Anthony's 25.7 points and 7.4 rebounds, especially since they gave away their best rebounder and defender in Marcus Camby (who we'll see plenty of this weekend). Denver finished in the 8 seed last year and was handled easily by the Lakers in 4 games. The Jazz finished 4 games ahead of the Nuggets and won the season series 3-1 while scoring an average of 120.8 points per game.
This is essentially the same Jazz team as last year, aside from the Hart/Knight trade (YES!) and the addition of Kofous. Denver sent Camby to the Clippers for peanuts and lost Eduardo Najera to the Nets via free agency. Nene is back and so is the Birdman (the Nuggets' team preview can be found here).
Denver just doesn't seem all that threatening anymore. We beat them last year when they had a lot of talent, and they are not as good as they were then. The Jazz should win this going away, but look for Denver to fight pretty hard for the first 15 minutes or so. The combination of differing styles of Ronnie Price and Brevin Knight in the PG spot should make things difficult for the Nuggets, despite Allen Iverson's massive talent level (unfortunately, he can't score all their points...or can he?)
The line is Jazz by 7, I'll take the Jazz 105-96, but it'll be a 15 point game in the 4th quarter.
Be sure to head over to The Nugg Doctor and give them a little good-natured trash talk.
Jazz vs. Nuggets - Game 1
On to 10 predictions for the game.
1 - Allen Iverson will go off for 40 but he will do it on 10-35 shooting and 12-15 from the line.
2 - Carmello will try to go out and get drunk after the game, but will not be able to due to the low alchohol level of Utah beer.
3 - Carlos Boozer will grab 20 rebounds. Who is going to stop him? And with AI jacking up 45 shots there will be plenty to get.
4 - Ronnie Price will dunk emphatically on Kenyon Martin.
5 - Does Kenyon Martin still play? (I know that is not a prediction, but is there a worse contract in the league than Kenyon Martin? Maybe Nene?)
6 - Ronnie Brewer will score 12 points in the first quarter on 4 dunks, 1 circus shot and 2 freethrows. Get ready for Ronnie Brewer Jazz fans, this is going to be a season full of ooh-aah dunks.
7 - The Jazz will score 120. In fact, I think every team in the league might score 120 on Denver this year.
8 - D-Will's ankle injury will get replayed about 25 times making all Jazz fans throw up a little in our mouths each time.
9 - AK will flirt with a triple double. The lack of defense by the Nuggets fit his helter skelter style perfectly.
10 - The lights are going to go out for pre-game introductions for the first time in Jazz history and Jaron Collins will trip over Kosta's feet further delaying his comeback from the horific off-season golf cart accident. Hurry back big fella, we need you.
All said, I for one can't wait for this game and season to get going. It has been a long offseason of torment and what ifs and its time for a season of redemption. I am a little bummed that game one is missing some of the flair with D-Will and Carmelo being out, but either way its game time and this is our year.
LABallTalk Team Blog Voting Results
Thanks to all of you who actually went and voted for us.
Big props to the other Jazz blogs who participated.
SLC Dunk
All That Jazz
The Cowhide Globe
We are honored to share the same passion of Jazz basketball with you.
Skull Betrayal Dude = Fearless Love?
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Eric Neel of ESPN put an interesting article together about Carlos Boozer and his son's sickle cell anemia. Good article. The title at the top is just slightly creepy.
I would love to type a quick editorial praising Carlos for being a great person. But there is a part of me that just won't allow me to do it. I won't go into details, but it's the result of something I saw first hand.
I wish Carmani the best in his healing and growth process. I hope having his family back in SLC puts Carlos in NBA mode and he is able to capture his regular season dominance and transfer it to the playoffs.
Here is a link to the article.
The Worst Christmas Present Ever
And just like that, all your careful planning and deliberation goes out the window. You just bought your son a pair of wack shoes from a mediocre point guard.
More Rasheed Wallace Greatness
Monday, October 27, 2008
Matt @ Hardwood Paroxysm LOVES THE JAZZ!
Though you TBJ fans might like the Season Preview of the Utah Jazz over at HP.
I have to admit, he brings it...and he brings it hardcore. I actually agree with his assessment of AK. Matt hates the Jazz. True Blue Jazz hates the Rockets and Nuggets. Booner hates his man nippers. It's all in the circle of life. It's okay to disagree.
SLC Dunk didn't find it funny at all.
I really don't care either way. However I did ask Matt personally to reconsider one of his comments. I know he's a Hornets fan and I can't wait for the back-and-forth we'll get when these two teams meet in the post season.
Let the Jazz ripping begin!
(Please visit Hardwood Paroxysm and let him know your thoughts so he believes me when I tell them there is a Jazz Nation.)
Wow, we even got a follow-up article. Not every fanbase can say that.
Bloggers Power Rankings - Preseason
Power Rankings Roundup: 3 days until tipoff
Sports Illustrated: 6
NBA.com: 5
Inside Hoops: 5
USA Today: 13 (WTF!?)
Fox Sports: 6
HoopsWorld: 8
High: 5. Low: 13. Average: 7.4
Game on in 56 hours!
Everything's Coming Up Lakers This Year
Oh, sorry. Don't mind me. I just wanted to show my undying love for the Lakers.
I mean, yeah, it's kinda weird that I showed up to TwinsCon 2008 without a twin, but I really thought Snoop was going to be here. No, he's not actually my twin, but we look pretty similar.
Don't forget he used to wear hockey jerseys all the time, too. Then this would make more sense. I figured, doo-rag plus Lakers love plus hockey jersey equals Snoop, right? I'm not totally ridiculous for thinking that, am I?
Oh, no. This is bad. Seriously. What am I doing here? I am definitely not a twin. Snoop is definitely not my twin. Snoop is definitely not coming. What was I thinking? This is bad, bad, bad.
Alright. If I stay completely motionless, maybe no one will notice me. Yeah, yeah. That'll work. Just stay REAL quiet against this wall. Okay, those guys don't notice me, do they? This is just like that T-Rex scene in Jurassic Park.
Did Jeff Goldblum get eaten after that? He did, didn't he? What in the world was I thinking? This is terrible.
Slowly, Calbert, SLOWLY edge your way out of the picture. No one will notice. Take it slow.
camera flashes
Great. These guys are going to KILL me. Go Lakers.
Pattington Bear. British icon.
Jack Dylan. Illustrator. Montreal.
Stephane Dion. The Man. Liberal.
Stephen Harper. The SOB. Conservative.
Pop Montreal 2008 Posters.
Jack Dylan's take on THE Obama poster by Shepard Fairey.
There isn't a real 'political agenda' behind these as Jack made a poster for each party leader (except for the great Elizabeth May). We had our elections 2 weeks ago here in Canadia... it was a flop... Harper/Conservatives won (only a minority at least). Fingers + toes crossed for better luck in the upcoming US elections!
jackdylan.ca
Saturday, October 25, 2008
About That Isiah Thomas News
That man, is Dallas Penn.
War Photographer. 2001.
War Photographer is a documentary and tribute to American photographer James Nachtwey.
Swiss author, director and producer Christian Frei filmed James for two years through the conflicts in Indonesia, Kosovo, and Palestine. Frei attached micro-cameras to James's camera, giving the viewer a first person experience.
A thoughtful and visually beautiful film... a real eye-opener on the ethics of war-photography. Watch this important movie... even if it takes a couple sittings...
Mike Chavez a.k.a MIGS. Australia.
A fistful of pesos. 2008.
Screenprint, acrylic, spray paint.
Mike's work reflects on issues such as racism and parochialism in connection with Australian culture. A former animator at Disney, Warner Bro's + Dreamworks, Mike is now an independent artist working for his damn self.
see more here.