Live Blog: 2PM to 6PM

Alright we have to whole house here, hopefully we will get more classics from them I can only hope. Thank you for reading.

2:01 Louisville up 1 with 16 minutes left, Mike Marra who has all the tatts will now be known here as The Nose.   We are debating on whose nose is bigger, Marra or Daniel.

2:04 Big Cat's take on how Mequon Homestead fans act is priceless.  'Here let me adjust my ascot.'  Haha awesome.

2:08 Princeton-Kentucky getting started.  The Tigers are starting with four white guys, we will see how that turns out for them.



2:10 Brett gets a boner when ever he sees Charles Barkley. He acts like I do when I see Kate Upton on tv. If you don't know who Upton is, you don't deserve to be a man.

2:12 How is it safe to have those kids from Morehead on the bench? I mean I definitely think they will hear about four swears they do not want to, or get crushed.

2:15 Doz's thoughts on buzzer-beater "Madness has ensued... What an ugly play to win the game. And I thought only Chuck could make a basketball play look that bad..." Look forward to those kind of comments tomorrow


2:18: Kenneth Faried with the first DOY of the day.  Classic.  Great start, the Tweetworld has said he has asthma and could feel some altitude issues so look out of them. 


2:22 We have an argument started about leaders between Brett and Eric. Haven't had one of these in awhile. They haven't ruined the games yet. We have L'Ville 48-44, Temple 36-33, Kentucky 13-10.  Only 8 minutes left in the Cards games.  


2:25 The Cards cannot hit their free throws, which is keeping the Eagles close. Down to 1 with 8 minutes left. 


2:28 The Tigers are holding with Kentucky (16-10). It's one of those games where you need to pull away, or it could get very interesting.  


2:30 Ashton Gibbs' high socks really piss me off.  It looks like he is wearing pants on the basketball court.  


2:36 WE WANT MORE HEAD (state)  WE WANT MORE HEAD (state)  They are up 5 with Knowles banged up with a sprained toe and Peyton Siva has four fouls. Not good situations. 


2:38 "Do you think in Morehead's student section, they have a guy in one section then below him there is a girl on her knees, the rest of the crowd yelling MORE HEAD MORE HEAD."  Classic. 


2:40: Seth asked me if I knew who Brooks Reid was, and I asked if that's a pornstar.  I might have a problem.  He is an outside linebacker for Arizona.


2:43; The Pennsylvania rivalry is going back and forth. Justice just hit a three 59-57  The Ville, under two minutes left.   


2:44 It should be a law to give Kevin Harlan, Gus Johnson, and Verne Lundquist games that are all close. All enjoyable.  Also worth noting Eric could go 0-4 to start off the the day. 


2:47 Siva with a dirty split of the defense to push the lead to four.  with a minute left. We get a SEND IT IN from Raft


2:49 The Cards haven't been that great from the free throw line so let's see here as they are up two.  What kind of name is Elisha. Miss!   


2:51  Is Elisha Justice an Amish player?  Can we check this please? 


2:52 If I am Morehead, I will go for three and hope for the Faired rebound


2:53 ONIOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS!   ONIOOOOOOOONS!  MORE HEAD MORE HEAD MORE HEAD


2:54 The Nose gets blocked and Morehead moves on wow. I thought Louisville might have been a sneaky team too.  Good non-call.  


2:57 Doz tells me Faired eats basketballs!  Eric is currently 0-3.  He might as well continue his run. Kentucky only up one makes me very nervous.  


3:00 I cannot believe Eric has never heard Onions from Raft. This shocks me.  I cannot believe he is a basketball fan.   


3:02 Temple is down 1 with 1 minute 15 left. We need this one to at least get half of the morning session.  Eric could go 0-4 to start the day.  Owls get a bucket, a little under a minute. 


3:05 Penn State turns the ball over, and the Owls are heading to the line.   Let's see what Juan Fernandez can do...first one: Pure  (63-61).  Pure (64-61)


3:07 TAYLOR BATTLE WITH THE ONIONS FROM THE NBA LINE!!!!


3:09 JUANNNNNNN FERNANDEZ    0-4 for Nohelty!   This awesome.  Holy shit what a start!  


3:17 Real concerned about what Kentucky is doing right now.  I would like to see them pull away. Yes cheering for the Cats is like cheering for Iceland in the D2. 


3:20 The chick in the Miller Lite bikini commercial is an absolute smoke and yes I am nervous about Kentucky losing right now.  


3:23 Big whitey ties it up, I get excited and the rest of the house makes fun of me for my basketball skills. I swear I am good at basketball.  


3:27 Another argument started about darts regarding winning on the first throw. These guys would be competitive over a game of Tiddly Winks  


3:30  Kentucky is playing like freshman. Someone tell me why I trust John Calipari to get this done?   The Tigers are up 3.  Set up Terrence Jones!  


3:32 I just know these Ivy League kids are going to fuck me over.  I feel no confidence whatsoever in Kentucky.  They are not backing up, this argument isn't helping me either.  


3:33 This is like watching the Situation Room. I just yelled out "THIS IS THE SITUATION AND I'M CHARLIE TRITSCHLER."  Got silence from people for a second.   


3:35 Big Cat keeps coming up with outrageous situations to prevent you from throwing dart that could happen right now and then flips the script, "Hi I'm Ronnie from the Jersey Shore, and keeping it real is what I'm all about."  Good to have him here.  


3:37 RIIIICH WHAAAT  RICHMOND.  BC with the Coach Carter reference.   


3:41 All the sudden the Cats start playing basketball. Deron Lamb with the bucket to give the Cats the lead. A little under 10 minutes left.   


3:47: DeAndre Liggins nails a three, and Eric says I missed a couple smokes. Damn this live blog!  Up five with under 6 minutes

3:52 What a second Bun B teaches a class at Rice?  What is it, Thuganomics 101 and is John Cena his TA?  This is mind boggling.


3:53 The Cats only up 2 with four to go. I am beyond nervous. I just keeping seeing visions of the L'Vile.   


3:56 Vandy up 11 making Richmond looking like paper tigers, and the Aztecs only up by 1.  Cats still hanging in strong up 4 now with a free throw coming. 


3:58 Also worth mentioning UNC-Asheville is only down 10 with about 13 left. Big block from Terrence Jones.  


4:01 This is the only positive with Princeton from Jay Bilas... Reason to pick Princeton in your bracket: that's where Actor David Duchovny went to college. If Hank Moody went there, good enough for me.


4:02 Liggins knifed into the lane to put the Cats, but an answer from Princeton.  57-55 1:20 left


4:05 Tie. Game.  Shit.  57-57 with 36 seconds left. 


4:08 Brandon Knight with the lay-in!  First field goal of the game.  59-57 with 2 seconds left or so.


4:10 'I am finally on the board!'  Eric gets a win, and the Cats survive. Thank God.  


4:18 It's pretty boring right now.  Vandy is up 3 at halftime, Pitt up 14 late in the game, and San Diego State is up eight in the first half.  There is an ugly tatted up white guy on Nth Colorado, and a dude in long sleeves at SDSU.  


4:35 I'm pretty tired and we are going to take a quick break, we will be back on later.  


4:43: Mitch here. Since Charlie is "tired", I've been handed the keys to run the infamous Live Blog all by my lonesome. Time for me to paint a picture. First, Charlie continued to spell TALOR Battle's name wrong. Pisses me right off. I'm pulling for SDSU and Vandy in the games still in progress.


4:47: I have to sit in my room and watch the games because my dunce roommate is watching UEFA Champions League soccer. I'm all for European soccer but this is arguably always the best day in American sports. C'mon man.


4:55: Both sides start out the second half sluggish in the SDSU and No. Colorado game. We'll see who can get their heads out of their asses sooner.


4:58: This Beitzel kid hits a couple of threes in the early going, showing they aren't gonna roll over. 


5:08: God the Aztecs are athletic.


5:15: Rahon Rondo for SDSU is killing it out there. Go white boy, go white boy, go.


5:18: The Aztecs are starting to pull away from N. Colorado on the wings of a 13-0 run. My attention turns undivided to the Spiders and Commodores.


5:22: Beer run just as the game is getting to crunch time. Fuck me.