'Tis a simple process, my dear friend Bradford.
Do tell.
The first step is finding a location that may provide you the opportunity for oil acquistion, son.
Naturally, yes. This, likely, would be my backyard where I often spend time shootin' at some food.
Yes, yes, of course. Once you have found this oil acquisition location, simply throw an ice pick at that oil, son.
An ice pick?
Yes, an ice pick, Bradford.
Interesting, Josiahkim. But where shall I store my oil, son?
Oh, Bradford! Dost ye know nothing about acquiring that oil, son?
I must admit, Josiahkim, I have never acquired that oil, son.
Fair enough. After ice picking said oil, simply collect that oil which is now spurting in to a burlap sack.
A burlap sack?
Yes, Bradford. Your finest burlap sack.
Oh, the choices! My collection is so great. 'Tis that it?
No, sir. After that, Bradford, we dance.
Most amazing tutorial, Josiahkim.
Think nothing of it, my good man! Now go on and acquire that oil, son!
