Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. David Robinson.

(crowd applauds)

He is definitely wearing jeans. Ugh.
And they are WIDE LEGS. That's so '95.
Well look at his hair. Would it kill him to get some bangs and a sensible side part?
Let's just hope Michael says something to him.
Totes. He will.
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Michael Jordan.
(crowd applauds)


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Saturday night...
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Michael Jordan.
(crowd applauds)