phone rings
Darrell Arthur: solemnly Hello.
Zach Randolph: Yo, this Darrell Arthur?
DA: Yes.
ZR: The Darrell Arthur from Kansas?
DA: Yes.
ZR: The Darrell Arthur who now plays for the Memphis Grizzlies?
DA: Yes.
ZR: In Memphis?
DA: Yes.
ZR: For the Grizzlies?
DA: Yes.
ZR: The Darrell Arthur who got busted with the Terrific Twosome at the Rookie thing?
DA: What's the terrific twosome?
ZR: Weed and women, ya big dummy. Oh, and it's capitalized.
DA: Okay.
ZR: So are is it true?
DA: Unfortunately, yes.
ZR: Perfect. I'm coming to Memphis.
